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A Salesman tired of his job...He gave up to B"cum
a Policeman.Several months later
his friend askd: How he liked his new job?
He replied: The pay is Gud, The hours aren"t bad
But
the Wat i like the Best is
"The Customer is Always Wrong"....;->
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World Health Orgnization says:
All medicines have SIDE effects.
Only Viagra has the FRONT effect!....!.
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beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool
but suddenly all the water disappeared.How?
NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.
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Pic of a pretty office secretary was attached with the
director"s report in the financial statement of the company
SECP inquired about it from the company"s secretary
He replied " as per the requirements of the company Ordinance
we have given the disclosure of director"s Intrest IN the company"
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Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye
har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye.
Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke
character ka kya hoga?
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Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife"s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
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Why are condoms only sold in packets of 3 and 12?
Because 3 are for young ppl like me (morning,afternoon, night)
n
12 for old ppl ,like u Jan,feb,mar,apr,....
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1 Sawal : Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai ?
Jawaab : Soye huye pappu par condom chadaana !
TRY IT :
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
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Husband: Did u have any boy friend befor our marriage?
:
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main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Abe mujhe gin to lene dain........ |
